Ryan Lasky
The Comeback
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The First Reign
January 27, 2025. Ryan Lasky ascends to Admin+ on Cloud Gaming DarkRP and rules with an iron fist for 396 days. Minges warned. Appeals denied. A nose so powerful it banned people through voice chat. An era of absolute order.
The Resignation
February 27, 2026. The unthinkable. Ryan steps down from Admin+. The server falls silent. Minges rejoice in the streets. Prop pushers return from exile. The corner where kids were sent to sit gathers dust. Some say the server was never truly moderated again.
"You either resign a hero, or you moderate long enough to see yourself become the minge."- Unknown, probably deep
The Return
July 20, 2026. He's back. No rank. No perms. Just a man, a dream, and a vision board with SA written on it in permanent marker. The grind begins again, from the bottom.
Grinding his way back for
The Climb
"Ryan Lasky doesn't get faint-hearted. He'll be down bad, outnumbered, and getting absolutely cooked... and still stand there like, 'Yeah nah I've still got a chance as SA.' Bro's confidence has respawn timers."
"Do not lose hope, nor be sad."
- Quran 3:139
"Be like a diamond, precious and rare, not like a stone, found everywhere."
- Ryan Wisdom
"Indeed, there is ease with hardship."
- 94:5
"Allah makes the impossible possible."
- Faith
The Legacy Vault
Artifacts recovered from the first reign. Handle with respect.
Target: Slayer
Platform: CG Discord"Didn't like the way he smelt"
"Bro was smelling through the VC. Had to be done. My nose, my rules."- Ryan Lasky, Admin+ (First Reign)
Audio Archive: Ryan's Greatest Hits
Back the Grind
Vouch for the Promotion
Every vouch is forwarded* to the SA council. (*not really)
The Grind Code
The Grind Never Stops
Neither does Ryan. Sits at 3am count double.
The SA Mindset
Act like SA until the tag says SA.
Humility Arc
Take the sits nobody wants. The council is watching.
Respect the Ladder
One rank at a time. Speedrunning promotions got patched.
No Minge Left Unwarned
Building the promotion case one warn at a time.